Wednesday, June 28, 2017

An Unlikely Party 2: Needs More Coin

            “Shade!” Calie shouted at him as multiple arrows bounced off her shield, “Where’s that potion?”
            “Head’s up!” He calmly called back at her as he pulled out a grey, thick, potion from his trench coat and tossed it up in the air. Right before the potion was to fall down onto Calie’s head she lifted up one of her shields. The potion collided with her shield and she slammed it back down in front of her blocking a fireball at the last second.
            “Hahaha!” She laughed excitedly as the surface of her shield suddenly turned into jagged stone, “Try and get through me you bastards!” She screamed at the top of her lungs, inciting every single goblin in that area to strike out at her.
            “Why in the gods’ names are these goblins able to actually put up a fight?” Rede rhetorically asked as he smited a goblin leaping out from the trees above them, “Normally this is much easier.”
Shade shook his head at Rede, “Fight now, question later!” She pulled out a swirling red potion from her coat and handed it over to Gorgos.
            “Power?” She asked him as she set one of her large two handed axes onto her back.
            “Power.” Shade smiled at her.
         
  Gorgos grabbed the potion and shot it immediately. As she finished the glass she hurled it at the nearest goblin shattering it on his skull. She growled as her muscles bulged freakishly. She flipped her large two handed axes around her hands and started laughing manically. “DIE!” She shouted as she leapt out from behind Calie’s shield cover, sweeping them through swathes of goblins.
            “Where’s Walker?” Rede shouted as he cast healing spell after healing spell onto Calie and Gorgos.
            “Should be behind their lines by now!” Shade told him smiling, “Think I should give him the signal?”
            Calie shoved her shield into a charging goblin, impaling him on the jagged surface, “Hit it, Shade!”
            Shade smiled to herself and pulled out a potion of bottled light. It was a gorgeous little potion to look at. As his friends fought valiantly around him she gave the glass surface a light kiss and whispered, “Don’t fail me, love.” With all of his strength Shade threw the potion as high up and far back into the goblin horde that she could. “COVER!” Shade screamed at the top of her lungs.
            Walker saw the bright potion fly up above the goblin mass as he hid out of sight. He immediately grabbed and hurled one of his many throwing knifes for a collision course with the potion. He turned back around and covered his eyes with his arm. As his vision lit up for a fraction of a second he smiled to himself, “Bull’s-eye, bitch.” He smirked as he quickly uncovered his eyes and pulled out his daggers. The goblin horde was stunned, blinded by the awesome blast of light created by Shades potion. They had no idea how long the goblins would stay stunned, so they all quickly made short work of as many that they could.
            While this horde of goblins was significantly stronger than what they had been used to, they seemed to be just as vulnerable to being stunned as normal, weaker ones. Calie charged one of the last of the goblins as they woke up and slammed him against a tree with one of her shields, using her other one to bash another one sending it flying backwards into one of Gorgos’ swinging axes. The last of the goblins scrambled away as they came back to their senses leaving the party alone, surrounded by a massive amount of goblin corpses.
            Walker walked up to the rest of them as he wiped his blades clean, “Not too shabby, eh?” He asked them, “Told ya I wouldn’t miss.”
            Rede rolled his eyes at him, “Good thing you didn’t, there must have been a least a hundred of these guys.”
            Calie knelt down over her most recent kill and sighed heavily shaking her head, “What sort of damnable goblin problem does this town have…? Makes no sense.”
            “What now?” Rede asked her.
            “There was no goblin leader-king, in sight.” She grumbled, “And we just slew more goblins than some whole goblin camps have.”
            Walker chuckled, “This was just a hunting party.” He told them.
            “How do you know?” Rede asked him.
            “I can speak some goblin tongue. Heard them talking.” Walker smiled at him.
            “You can speak goblin?!?” Both Calie and Rede asked him in shock.
            “Guys, I used to be a crime lord, I can speak a little bit of ANY language.” Walker smirked to himself as they stared at him still shocked, “Anyways, there’s no way we’re gonna continue on this quest right? At least with what they said they were paying us. I think we’ve earned that coin just by doing this.”
            “Agreed,” Shade spoke up as he helped calm Gorgos down from her battle rage, “If this was just a hunting party there’s bound to be hell of a lot more in the actual camp. If they want us to clear that out, we need more pay.”
            Rede grumbled, “I hate to demand more pay from our quest givers, but you guys have a good point. This is ridiculous. Let’s go have a talk with the lord of that town, hmm?”
            “Let’s.” Calie pushed herself up off of the ground and walked with Rede as they lead the party back into town.
            It took them just over an hour to return back to the town where they had been given this task by the man who lorded over it. They marched right back up into the mansion that he ran the town from and approached the lord. “I don’t see a goblin king head.” The lord remarked as the party stopped in front of him, “The deal was I pay you once you return the head of their leader.”
            “We demand more pay if you want his head.” Rede told him sternly, “We just slew over one hundred of those rascals and that was just a hunting party. If you expect us to charge into that camp, which will be full of gods know how many goblins, we need more.”
            “That’s not the deal we made.” The lord calmly addressed them, “I’m sorry you don’t think you can handle it.”
            Rede opened his mouth to speak back up, but Walker quickly jabbed him lightly cutting him off. Walker took a few steps towards the lord as he spoke up, “Listen here you bureaucratic piece of shit, you’re either going to give us the gold you promised at first, pay us more to go clean out that camp, or we’ll cut off your balls and shove them down your throat…Kapeesh?”
            “Gua-“
            Calie cut him off, “We just killed one hundred goblins like it was nothing; Do you really want to try that…?”
            The lord glared at them all as he took a deep breath. “We can’t afford any more coin!” He begged them, “We’re just a small town.”
            “Bullshit!” Walker called out, “Goblins follow coin; they wouldn’t be here if there wasn’t coin for them to take.”
            The lord shifted in his chair uncomfortably. His head twitched slightly in annoyance as he grabbed a bag of coin and tossed it on the floor, “Take your coin and leave, cretins.”
            As Walker picked up the bag Shade spoke, “Fascinating, for someone with such a large goblin problem you seem pretty quick to send us away…in fact everyone in this town doesn’t seem too concerned by it at all. No curfews, no constant guard rotations, no escort system for going out into the woods…”
            “Just take your coin and leave!” The lord shouted at them, obviously getting irritated by their presence.
            “You know,” Rede spoke up, “That’s actually a very good point. You all seem less than concerned about this whole goblin problem.”
            “What sort of deal have you worked out…?” Walker asked him, “That’s the only viable explanation. You and the goblins have some sort of deal. What is it? You hire adventurers like us to go kill them promising gold for a much smaller amount of goblins, sending us to our death, and in return they leave this town alone? Well?”
            The lord glared at them with piercing anger, “Take your fucking gold, leave, and never come back.”
            “Hostile are we?” Calie asked, “I think it might be in your best interest to tell us.”
            “I think it might be in your best interest to leave, NOW.” The lord snapped at her.
            “Oh…why?” She asked him.
            “Because,” Shade spoke up, “This is all a lie.” She quickly flicked a small vial out of her coat and it shattered on the ground in front of the lord causing a plume of smoke to engulf him. As the smoke cleared a large goblin stood where the lord used to be, “Found our goblin king, lads.” Shade smiled.
            “FOOLS!” The goblin king shouted as he pulled out a large wooden staff. Behind them more goblins started to pour into the room, “This shall be your grave!”
            Everyone in the party quickly readied themselves for battle, “Any plan this time?!” Calie shouted at them.
            “Let’s just kick some ass please!” Rede shouted as he quickly summoned a light elemental to help them in the fight.


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