Monday, July 3, 2017

An Unlikely Party 11: Why Did It Have To Be Harpies

          The shrill scream cut through the blue sky sharply like an arrow. Everyone in the party cringed and shivered as the sound was even worse than the classic ‘nails on chalkboard’. “Harpies…” Walker growled, “Why did it have to be harpies?”
          “Got some grudge against harpies?” Shade asked him, “I mean more than the normal hatred everyone has of them?”
          “I just…” Walker clenched his teeth, “I hate harpies.”
          “What’re they doing this far north, I wonder?” Callie asked as she looked across the barren landscape in front of them. “No trees or mountains around here for them to make a good home.”
          “Probably being pushed out of their homes by the jade mines farther south of here.” Rede told her, “I remember when I was in the Kings’ council that the harpies there were quite a concern. Kanith never went to deal with them though as the harpies had quite the defense set up.”
          “You thinking the new King Lance went for it?” Callie asked him.
          “He’s all about money. Doesn’t give a shit about the soldiers he’d lose just to increase the size of those mines.” Rede sighed, “It’s the best explanation I can think of at least.”
       
“If the harpies are being pushed up here, then they’ll be starved and pissed.” Walker said, “They see us, they’ll attack.” Another shriek shot across the land.
          “Unless…” Shade spoke quietly to himself as he pondered.
          “Unless what?” Callie asked him.
          Shade shook his head, “No…it’s a bad idea that none of you would like.”
          Walker smirked, “Well when you word it like that…I already like it.”
          “It’s risky and I can’t say for certain it would even work.” Shade told them, “Forget about it.”
          “Come on man, or woman, whatever you want to be called…” Rede sighed feeling embarrassed, “What is it?”
          “Just spit it out, Shade.” Callie said.
          “Oh fine.” Shade relented, “I was just thinking of how harpies do have basic communication skills. Often times those that live near humans can speak about as well as our lovely Gorgos.”
          “You-…you…you-” Walker licked his lips while endlessly blinking, “You wanna what?”
          Shade chuckled, “Theoretically we could talk to them. In fact they would probably be more likely to talk to us if we had Gorgos do the communicating for us. No offence, love,” He looked over at her, “But that way they won’t feel nearly as insignificant.”
          Gorgos smiled and nodded at him, “Gorgos help. No mind.”
          “Okay, but…what good would talking to them do?” Callie asked. “Also why would they want to talk to us?”
          Shade shrugged, “Can’t say I know for certain, but I’m sure we could negotiate some sort of safe passage deal.” He paused for a second, “If what Rede says is true, than there will be…what…hundreds of harpies up here?”
          “Thousands.” Rede told him, “Thousands upon thousands. The only larger harpy nest we knew of was their home aerie with their Queen.”
          Shade whistled impressed, “So a safe passage deal would be very…VERY helpful.”
          “Probably.” Rede nodded at him.
          Walker stood there shaking his head in disbelief, “We’re…we’re going to try and talk-no not talk, actually communicate and make a deal with harpies?” He pulled on his hair, “I’d rather try to deal with mimics civilly.”
          “Yo man,” Callie looked over at him, “What did the harpies do to you?”
          Walker threw his hands up, “Nothing! Nothing at all! I just-I just can’t stand them. I just can’t.”
          “Well, we need you to keep it together for us,” Shade told him, “Just stand by us and remain silent for the whole thing.”
          Walker sighed heavily and gathered his composure, “Mmkay…mmkay…”
          “Good, good. So…Gorgos,” Shade turned over to her, “We need you to try and talk to the first harpy we run across. All we want is safe passage through this area, ask what they’d want in return. You’re smart enough to know if it’s a viable option for us.” Shade took a deep breath, “You’ll be on your own, we don’t want to overwhelm them with too many people trying to talk, so it’ll be just you and your judgment. You got this?”
          Gorgos smiled widely at him, “Gorgos won’t let down.”
          Shade smiled back, “I know you won’t.” He turned back to Callie and Rede, “Nothing else to do besides walk for now.” A third sharp scream filled the air.
          Callie shrugged and nodded at him before continuing to lead them across the barren landscape. It didn’t take long for them to spot harpies flying in the distance. There was no cover on the land here; they knew the harpies had to have spotted them. That assumption was confirmed as a red feathered harpy faced them, screeched getting the attention of the flock, and proceeded to lead them at a barreling pace towards the party.
          Dozens of harpies landed around them while a handful more circled above. The harpies on the ground skittered across the land with anticipation while they constantly hissed and chirped. Gorgos slowly held her hands up at the red one who had originally spotted them, “No fight! No fight!” She pointed at the harpy, “Talk. Trade. Make deal.” She shook her head, “No fight. Friends.”
          The red harpy glanced around at its comrades before stepping forwards. It pointed at Callie and Rede, “Humans take land.” It hissed at her, “Kill many of us. Why talk to you?”
          “Want safe travel. Willing to trade for it.” Gorgos told her, “Not involved with human king.” She pointed at Rede, “Wanted killed by king.”
          The harpy looked over at Rede, “King want dead?” She asked him inquisitively.
          Rede nodded at her, “Yes.”
          The harpy narrowed its eyes at him for a few long seconds before speaking up, “Dislike human king?”
          “Yes.” Rede said again, “Hate him.”
          The harpy smiled showing its razor sharp teeth as it looked back at Gorgos, “Safe travel? We starve, we die, we wither away. We angry, want food…you food.”
          “No wish fight,” Gorgos told her, “Will defend. Please. Trade.”
          The harpy took a deep breath and started to chirp with the others around them. After a while of communicating with its brethren it faced Gorgos again, “You. Stay put. I return with…smarter.”
Gorgos nodded at her, “We stay. We wait.”
          “Good.” The harpy quickly took off and flew away.
          “I don’t like this…” Rede whispered as they waited.
          “It’s our best hope.” Shade told him, “We should be thankful we got this far. I halfway expected them to go into a frenzy when we tried to talk to them.”
          Rede sighed at her, “That doesn’t make me feel any more comfortable.”
          “Be like Walker, just close your eyes and pretend it isn’t happening then.” Callie chuckled, “Don’t worry, I won’t judge you too harshly.” Rede grumbled and ignored her.
          It took quite some time, but soon enough the harpies started to move out of the way as multiple armored harpies with blade like claws landed and formed an empty circle.  Rede quickly looked at Shade, “I told you-“
          “STOP!” Shade quickly interrupted him while his eyes widened in shock. With the formation the new harpies had established, a new, large and gorgeous, green and blue plumed harpy landed in the middle of them. All of the harpies, besides the guards, immediately lowered their heads in respect at the newest arrival. “Bow!” Shade hissed at everyone. “Bow!!” She again said with urgency as she bowed.
          Walker was the first to obey, and soon afterwards the other three awkwardly followed. The guards nearest to them parted and allowed the large, but graceful harpy, to walk closer to the party, “Which one of you is the leader?” She asked in a scratchy voice.
          They all looked at each other confused for a few seconds before Gorgos spoke back up, “No leader. We…equals.”
          The harpy chuckled at her, “No need to talk so basic with me, dear, I know your language.” She looked at Shade, “You know who I am?”
          Shade shook his head at her, “I can recognize a harpy princess when I see one.” He smiled at her, “It is an honor to meet you.”
          “You are smarter than the rest of them?” She asked.
          Shade shook his head again, “Only in some subjects.”
          She nodded at him, “So…you want safe passage through these lands from my broken brood?”
          “We know we couldn’t stand against so many of your kind,” Shade told her, “So yes, we are trying to acquire safe passage.”
          Amused, she quickly exhaled at him, “I give one choice. Either you face the wrath of my personal  guard right now to become food for my flock, or…or you help reclaim our home. That is the only way I can guarantee you safety from my harpies.”
          “Wait you-“
          “SILENCE human!” The harpy princess hissed at Rede violently. Rede shut up immediately and swallowed his words in fear. She turned back to Shade, “So, do we have a deal?”
          “Push the humans back to where they were, out of your home?” Shade asked her.
          “Yes, and then you can go wherever you were headed without any trouble from my flock.” She smiled sinisterly at him.
          Shade took a deep breath, “Well, can’t say I like that idea much, but it’s better than the other option you’re giving us right now.” He forced a chuckle, “You have yourself a deal.”
          She chattered excitedly, “Good! Good! Come, follow us. Do not worry, we will fly slowly so you can follow. We will take you to the mines.”


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